10. Squirrel. Ooh, look! A squirrel! That would be a great name! Ooh, look, a shiny object!
9. Earmark. I hear the word everyday-why not?
8. Maverick. We seem to be using that term a lot lately- everyone in America has heard it!
7. Roe. It only seems appropriate that I use this name after I overturn the infamous Roe vs. Wade decision. Wahahaha.
6. Washington. I’m going to be president one day. This is so perfect!
5. Jello. Why not?
4. Couric. Maybe Katie won’t belittle me in interviews anymore…
3. Chastity. If I name my child this there’s no way in hell she’ll have premarital sex and get knocked up…
2. Hockey. Then I’ll REALLY be a Hockey mom! Get it? Hockey? Oh, I’m so witty! Bahahaha!
1. McCain. The only reason he chose me as his running mate was because I promised him I would name my next child after him. Damn idiot.
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