Monday, September 29, 2008

Top 10 foreign places Palin has visited

10. Chinatown. They had Chinese food, and people, and everything!
9. America. Alaska has unofficially seceded from the US. But shh, don’t tell McCain or he’ll get rid of me…
8. A bookstore. Where's that damn thesaurus the McCain campaign keeps insisting I get and what the hell does a book about a dinosaur have to do about me?
7. We have a little Latino man who cleans our house...
6. West Virginia. Damn heathens.
5. Ireland. Yeah, we technically stopped only to refuel but I saw hills from my window!
4. United Nations. The president of that Pakistan country called me gorgeous-that has to count for something!
3. Senator Obama’s house. He’s Muslim, right?
2. A science class. Apparently Palin fell asleep on the days they discussed evolution, dinosaurs, and global warming.
1. International House of Pancakes (IHOP). And I thought they only made pancakes in America, pssh.

1 comment:

Pete said...

Does the world fair at epcot count because then she has probably been to like 10 more places hahhahaa