10. Chinatown. They had Chinese food, and people, and everything!
9. America. Alaska has unofficially seceded from the US. But shh, don’t tell McCain or he’ll get rid of me…
8. A bookstore. Where's that damn thesaurus the McCain campaign keeps insisting I get and what the hell does a book about a dinosaur have to do about me?
7. We have a little Latino man who cleans our house...
6. West Virginia. Damn heathens.
5. Ireland. Yeah, we technically stopped only to refuel but I saw hills from my window!
4. United Nations. The president of that Pakistan country called me gorgeous-that has to count for something!
3. Senator Obama’s house. He’s Muslim, right?
2. A science class. Apparently Palin fell asleep on the days they discussed evolution, dinosaurs, and global warming.
1. International House of Pancakes (IHOP). And I thought they only made pancakes in America, pssh.
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Does the world fair at epcot count because then she has probably been to like 10 more places hahhahaa
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