Top 10 jobs Sarah Palin would be better suited for than the vice presidency

10. A mime. She would never have to answer questions from the media again!
9. Lipstick model.
8. A small town waitress. Apple pie and patriotism- can't get much better than that.
7. A dictator of a third world country. Seriously. No? Ok.
6. A bridge architect. Maybe she can actually build a bridge to somewhere...
5. A sneaky, lying politician. Go back to being a Governor.
4. Co-host of Man vs. Wild.
3. Author of Baby Names- how alcohol played a major role when I named my kids.
2. An actress in a movie about Tina Fey's life. No, wait, scratch that, she can't even talk how the hell would she be able to act?
1. Hockey mom. Let's face it, she should just stick to what she does best.