Friday, September 26, 2008

Top ten reasons I would make a better VP than Sarah Palin

10. I can form an intelligible sentence.

9. I won’t name my kids after fish, towns, or sports.

8. I love to talk- put me in front of a camera or reporters any day!

7. I’ve got not one, but two family members in the military that are overseas.

6. I don’t have a daughter, so you don’t have to worry about her getting knocked up…

5. I’ve never eaten a moose- hell, I’ve never eve seen one!

4. I went to a college with more students than the population of Wasilla…

3. I know it’s “E-rock” and “E-ron”- not “I-rack” and “I-ran”.

2. I’m a Democrat.

1. I can see the Capitol from my house!


Vote Duff for VP!

1 comment:

bizmarite said...

haha you would be a better/more qualified vp!