Friday, October 31, 2008

Top 10 costumes Palin should wear for Halloween

10. Annie Oakley-with a hockey stick.
9. Carol Brady- for one night her kids can have normal names!
8. Betsy Ross, stitching an Alaskan flag.
7. A spy...she can finally use those binoculars she used to see Russia from her house...
6. A broken record.
5. A pig. with lipstick...
4. or a pig in a barrel, for that matter...
3. A trooper with a taser gun ala Mike Wooten.
2. A sexy,crooked, Florida poll worker
1. The scariest costume of all...President Palin. Hopefully this will scare the hell out of any independent voters and those stubborn Republicans!

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

AHAHA She is already as scary as Hell without all the garb lol, but hey not bad an idea. I give you Kudos!